The Highlands Edition — Porter, Texas
The Lawn Book — The Highlands
The Lawn Book — The Highlands tells you exactly what your Bermuda lawn needs — and the week it needs it — written for this community, this soil, and this grass.
A 29-page calendar book (PDF download), written for Bermuda lawns in The Highlands, Porter, Texas. Not a national schedule with a Texas label on it — a program timed by soil temperature and the way lawns actually behave here.
What's inside
Twelve months, each with its Do list, its Skip list, and room for your own notes. Sprinkler wisdom, freeze playbook, spreader calibration, and every treatment named by the ingredient that matters — no brand-name guessing.
- All twelve months, in order, each with a Do list and a Skip list
- Room on every month for your own notes
- Sprinkler wisdom — how much water, and when
- The freeze playbook, ready before you need it
- Spreader calibration, worked out step by step
- Every treatment named by its active ingredient — never by brand
The year turns on three triggers — not on dates
Spring pre-emergent goes down as soil holds at 55° — not on a date.
First nitrogen, only after full green-up.
Fall's five-day rule fires the pre-emergent and the winterizer.
Get the calendar
$49
Delivered by email after checkout — usually within a few hours. One price, paid once — no subscription, nothing to renew.
Get the calendarSecure checkout through Stripe — pay by card or bank (ACH). One flat price.
Want the year on the garage wall? Add the printed 11×17 Garage Sheet at checkout for $12.99, hand-delivered in The Highlands. It comes only as a printed sheet — that's the point of it. Or go all in: The Garden Book is $295 all-in — it includes this calendar and the Garage Sheet. All three products, one price.
One thing more, for owners. When something goes wrong anyway — a patch the calendar can't explain, a pest that isn't in the book — calendar owners can buy a lawn consult: email photos and a description of the one issue, and a written plan comes back within 24 hours, Monday through Saturday. The details arrive with your book. The program is owners-only — the answer is written for your lawn, from your edition's ground rules, not for the average yard.
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